To have my pants pulled down

Other than it's literal meaning, it is metaphorically used to denote somebody being taken for a fool. Mostly used by Brits. Brought to the wider audience by Guy Ritchie's movie, Snatch.

Turkish: (looks at the caravan) Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.
Tommy: Why me?
Turkish: Well, you know about caravans.
Tommy: How's that?
Turkish: You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. And I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.

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STOP PEEING YOUR PANTS

a way of telling people to stop freaking out. not widely used, but people will probably know what you mean anyway.

EXAMPLE:
DAD: WHERE IS THE REMOTE? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
ME: oh my gosh dad, can you stop peeing your pants? i'll find it...

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oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).

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Little Miss Grumpy Pants

The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?

Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a loser, despite the cheap blowjobs

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keep your pecker in your pants

Refrain from having sex; avoid getting seduced by or wooing attractive women for sex.

Joe, chasing dem ho's is going to ruin your college career. Keep your pecker in your pants, boy!

International Pants On Your Head day

March 25 is International Pants On Your Head day. You must wear a pair of pants/ underwear on your head everywhere you go for as long as possible.

*wear pants on head*

person: why do you have pants on your head?
you: it’s International Pants On Your Head day!

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