Clean My Cucumber either means:
To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.
Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.
Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!
Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.
Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!
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phrase--A response to a statement to which you care nothing about. From Chappelle's Show.
Guy: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?
Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.
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A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.
Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"
When you eat a whole cucumber without chewing or cutting it up without even wanting it
My girlfriend forced me to Cucumber swallow
Another name for a double sided dildo
Where did you hide lesbian cucumber
The opposite of being a cool cucumber. Itβs when you are being a weird dum dum of a person
You are acting like a burnt cucumber
Vegetarian option of meat-based penis slang or simile.
Example :
1). My girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cucumber !
2). I'm going to use my carnal cucumber to turn her vegetarian.
3). She might be vegan but we'll see if she can take all my carnal cucumber ...