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The act of defecating in your pants, caused by intoxication, and smearing your feces all over a friends bedroom, bathroom, desk and even yourself.
"Hey Tony let's go to Steve's house and give him an Uncle Jerry!"
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The owner of the Dallas Cowboys who has had success in the past but his team lately has been... less that average...
Thinks he can merely "Buy" a Superbowl team
and who makes poor decisions in trades Jumps on to big named players nuts and holds tight -
Jerry Jones: Omg a talented wide reciever whos overzealous tears his teams apart betrays everyone and has a big ego lets grabe em! - Terrel Owens -
Jerry Jones: Omg a corner who runs a 4.3 and has a "spectacular" 4 interceptions in his 4 year career is known for violence and averages 3 yards a punt return! lets grab em! - Pacman Jones -
Jerry Jones: Omg the fastest Defensive Tackle in the NFL with below average strength and thretens police officers on occasion whos also an allegid drug lord! lets grab em! - Tank Johnson -
Jerry Jones: Omg a 6'4 reciever who consistantly gets 1000 yards a season even though he plays on the worst teams in the NFL and runs linebacker 40 (4.8) lets grab em!
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One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. He has a discinctive, highly observational, comedic style. Uses little to no profanity in his act, unlike most other stand-up comedians.
Starred in his own wildly popular tv sitcom Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1990-1998).
Jerry Seinfeld is a comedic genius.
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the best ice cream in the world. comes in many different, original flavors. made in vermont.
some flavors of ben & jerry's: phish food, cherry garcia, chocolate therapy, coffee coffee buzz buzz buzz, fossil fuel, hubby chubby, chunky monkey, imagine whirled peace, new york super chunk
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A terrorist.
Hates blacks, women, homosexuals, and anyone who isn't a "born again" Christian.
Jerry Falwell should be shot repeatedly and left to die.
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Describes a person as incredibly smart and incredibly stupid at the same time
I hear Jerry is close to finishing his second master’s degree but because of the Jerry Paradox his elementary school math is wrong so everyone got fucked on their paycheck.
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To fix or put together using non-standard or improvised materials. A derivation of jury-rig, from the nautical term jury mast. This term refers to a temporary mast raised when the normal mast has been lost due to storm or battle. This is probably a short form of injury mast.
Not to be confused with Jerry-built, which refers to an original construction of poor quality.
"Jim jerry-rigged his carburetor open with a paper clip and some aluminum foil"
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