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Toilet paper being used as tissues.
"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"
When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.
Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot
When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.
Tiffany: *blushes*
Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.
After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.
A meme which arose from a viral leaked sex tape, the link to which has not been found yet .
yaar, tissue lelo yaar, pagal tissue lelo
Came from the Roblox game Juke's Tower's of Hell, or JToH for short. Basically skill issue but with an extra t.
"dude i failed 9 outside on togf"
"skill tissue"
"fuck you dickhead"
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When a friendship or romantic relationship disintegrates faster than a tissue held under running water, metaphorically speaking. Often results in using actual tissues.
Steve had just broken up with his girlfriend. It was a tissue breakup, because they'd just been hanging out the previous day.