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The handy man's handy man.
"Women might not find you handsome, but they should at least find you handy"
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To keep a girl/guy on the side to have sexual intercourse later, because she is not eligible to play for whatever reason . Usually, because she/he is underage by a few months.
Sort of like a red shirt in sports.
Also spelled RedShirting, Red Shirtin, or RedShirtin
"Tyga is red shirting Kylie until she turns 18"- an interview with Charelamge on VLAD TV about the subject
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The red chafing you get around your genitals after being blown by a ginger with a scratchy goatee.
Shane woke up with a wicked red ray after a night of partying with his boys.
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a term used to define men who tan too much (however one is to define the term too much) and who take steroids in order to enhance their performance when they hit the gym.
Two high school girls in conversation:
Amy: so Diana, godess of male-magnetism, how was your first workout at that new gym of yours?
Diana: First off, lol thanks for the compliment concerning goddess of male magnetism. And at the gym , I met this tanned-complexion guy, Andy I think his name was.
Amy: lol, don't judge a book by its cover, as they say, he may be a red roider.
Diana: Oh.
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The undisputed best flavor of sour gummi worms.
Person 1: Hey cool it! Your eating all the blue and reds!
Person 2: Whatevs
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The original "Red Pill" is from a scene in the 1999 film The Matrix.
Morpheus offers Neo two pills. The red pill will answer the question “what is the Matrix?” (by removing him from it) and the blue pill simply for life to carry on as before. As Neo reaches for the red pill Morpheus warns Neo “Remember, all I’m offering is the truth. Nothing more.”
Why is the choice between what you believe you know and an unknown ‘real’ truth so fascinating? How could a choice possibly be made? On the one hand everyone you love and everything that you have built you life upon. One the other the promise only of truth.
The question then is not about pills, but what they stand for in these circumstances. The question is asking us whether reality, truth, is worth pursuing. The blue pill will leave us as we are, in a life consisting of habit, of things we believe we know. We are comfortable, we do not need truth to live. The blue pill symbolises commuting to work every day, or brushing your teeth.
If you want to get ahead in this company you need to take the blue pill and believe all the Vision and Values slop the management vomit up. Otherwise take the red pill and see what a shit show this is
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A leading Manchester United FC fanzine, retailing at a couple of quid.
It is also officially the most popular football related messageboard in the whole world in which discussions can vary from wanking in your mother's bra whilst shuffling your iPod in Prague, to tropical fish. Football discussion is often secondary to general chat, unless United are in the news for something ridiculous and unheard of, such as selling their best player and replacing him with a midget scouse crock.
Behind the harebrained, foolhardy exterior lies an intelligent bunch of people, who all think Burnley is a shit hole. Forums in our shadow include the frankly embarrassing Boo Moon and grief-stricken RAWK - which both provide delicious anecdotes of utter, utter Everest-esque fuckwittery to keep us smiling on slow news days.
Fuck you. Viva Red Issue.
Person 1: What's the best site on the world wide web?
Wise Man: Red Issue.
Person 1: Cool. Where can I get up-to-the-minute United news?
Wise Man: RAWK.
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