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To put in a lip of chewing tobacco, enjoy it, and go on with your day with a wonderful buzz.
One guy says to another: "Lets lip, skip, and boogie, man."
A day chosen by a senior class to skip school. This most frequently happens at the beginning/end of a school week or the day before or after a school day in which there are no classes (a state holiday for example).
Jill: Hey Jack, we have a State holiday Monday and we (seniors) have no school Wednesday because the underclassmen and Juniors are taking some standardized tests.
Jack: Well, Jill, I guess its only right to have a Senior skip day on Tuesady.
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On November 26 Everyone is Skipping school
Colby: Are you going to school tmrw
Carmine: Hell naw it’s skip school day
Signifying an intensity of monetary deficiency which makes it difficult to afford lunch esp. at work..
Ammar: Lets go get you a pair of riding shoes from flea.
Faraz: I have 50 bucks on me.. I'm skipping lunch broke
<Ammar has left the conversation>
This is a rule that occurs many times a day across the United States and the rest of the civilized world.
The Skip One Rule (aka. The Skip One Law) is put into effect when you are in a mens room and there is more than a 1:2 men to urinal ratio.
The Law states that in the event of selecting a urinal, there must be a one urinal gap between other occupants of the mens room.
There have been cases in which the breaker of the Skip One Rule has been called out violently and eventually brutally beaten to death by a bathroom shy paranoid-schizophrenic in an event very similar to road rage.
There are a few exceptions dealing with extenuating circumstances to this rule for example:
1) If you are intoxicated this law, and all other laws do not apply.
2) In a trough style urinal situation. When urinating into a trough one should try his best to urinate at a 45* angle away from the nearest fellow urinater, remember NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT!
3a) Huge sporting event restrooms, chances are you don't know the guy next to you and you will never see him again this tends to free up some inhibitions.
3b) It's OK to take a leak right next to another man if you are in a hurry to get back to the ball game. Disclaimer: During halftime this rule is dissolved.
4) If the urinals in question have large dividers and are more than 5.5 feet apart from center mast then they are fair game.
Warning: none of these exceptions apply when dealing with a Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic so be careful.
Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "What the FUCK are you doing?!?!"
Unaware stranger who just broke the rule: " I'm trying to take a piss."
Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "What?, Your looking at my dick, why are you so close to me, What The Fuck!!!!"
Unaware stranger who just broke the rule: "Where did you get that knife?, No No Shit Noooooo!"
Bathroom Shy Paranoid-schizophrenic: "Don't tell me what to do bathroom sink, you don't even know me."
Unaware stranger who just broke the rule (now bloody and dying): "Damn I forgot the Skip One Rule"
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An illegal act in which someone skips the intro to The Office.
Just as illegal as attempting to outpizza the hut
Hugh Mungus: I'm skipping The Office intro.
Chris P. Baykin: I'm calling the police.
when somebody says something and all you can say is what the flip skip!
jelybean: so she ditched us for the new girl
stephanie: what the flip skip just because you make a new friend doesnt mean you leave your other friends!