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Tissues

We seen them all in classroom people sometimes used them to make things look big but everyone notice just stop your making your self a foul Ik you want them there at ur local drug store

"Cause I got tissues you got them to so give them all to me"~Tissues

by @SomebodyorSomeone1 June 2, 2017


Ass Tissues

Toilet paper being used as tissues.

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"

by Weil May 5, 2019


Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.

Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot

by katieskii March 20, 2021


Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023


muffin tissue pie

When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.

After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.

by Wiseguy25 November 26, 2015


pagal tissue lelo

A meme which arose from a viral leaked sex tape, the link to which has not been found yet .

yaar, tissue lelo yaar, pagal tissue lelo

by Rjcurk February 26, 2022


skill tissue

Came from the Roblox game Juke's Tower's of Hell, or JToH for short. Basically skill issue but with an extra t.

"dude i failed 9 outside on togf"
"skill tissue"
"fuck you dickhead"

by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022

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