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Clean My Cucumber either means:
To masturbate.
To Clean Your Cucumber you've purchased or grown.
Usually, when one says "Clean My Cucumber" it's slang for beating off.
Man, I haven't cleaned my Cucumber in a week!
Nah dude, I can't go to the party, I really got to Clean My Cucumber.
Hot damn! I'd Clean My Cucumber to that fine lady!
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phrase--A response to a statement to which you care nothing about. From Chappelle's Show.
Guy: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?
Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.
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A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.
Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"
a sticky cock that is used by horny niggas
"the women pulled his sticky white cucumber all the way to the 600 niggas"
It tastes like electricity
According to Choi Jisu more commonly known as Lia from kpop girl group Itzy
Mom: have a cucumber!
You: mom that's a zucchini
Mom: cucumber? Zucchini? Eh the same
You: but cucumbers taste more like... Electricity
its long, hard, and has cum in the middle
Person A:"Riddle Me This, whats long, hard, and has "cum" in the middle."
Person B: "a penis."
Person A: "NO NO THE ANSWER IS CUCUMBER-"
The term cucumber was used against slaves. It originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slave owners would mock slaves by calling them cucumbers. Simply because slaves were seen as low humans.