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Fucked aubergine-shaped goblins which actively seek you out after you smoke some loud. They are partially blind but can smell your fear. The Penis Goblins will do unspeakable things and confiscate your weed stash.Don’t let the Penis Goblins catch you!
Holy fuck bro, you smoked way too much Moroccan Hash. The Penis Goblins are coming!
Radiates chaotic neutral energy . One may attain "disaster goblin status".
reference: Youtube, "vines for disaster goblins" 2018
Old school RuneScape (may also be) in reference to Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Goblin generals.
" i am a disaster goblin and i've never felt so appreciated, this is beautiful, i'm crying into all this gold i've stolen " - Booty Duke
" I achieved my disaster goblin status when I finally got over my salmonella on christmas day only to come down with strep throat the very next day " - Wikjah Greenwell
Moving around in a game while always crouched so you don’t make noise
Dammit! He was goblin walking and I couldn’t hear him! It’s not my fault bro!
Creature who gobbles mouth loads of jizzum.
Jason- What are you going to be for Halloween sexy-pants, a transsexual?
Denise- Nope, this year I'm going to be a cum-goblin.
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One who is always eating pills. One who will indiscriminately eat whatever pills are in the medicine cabinet or in your pocket. Usually the drug of choice for a pill goblin is anything that is habit forming.
Gosh that chick is such a pill goblin, she ate fifteen Valium, ten norco's, and a couple roxy's.
I feel as though you took the cake as the pill goblin for the night by eating 30 Adderall's, and your heart hasn't popped yet! Amazing.
Hide your shit here comes a pill goblin.
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1. One who hordes male testicles, as a means to show self worth and masculinity.
2. One who steals excessive amounts of kills in video games, in order to feel as if they contributed towards the team.
1. That nut goblin would steal my kill.
2. Boot this nut goblin I am so sick of him stealing my kills.
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Iowa City has the largest rim goblin populations; people who enjoy to eat buttholes and have theirs eaten as well.
Did you hear that rim goblin Drew serviced Mikayla's butthole?
Yeah I did, but was that before or after he got his butthold tickled from Kim during a blowjob?
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