Cum-Goblin

Creature who gobbles mouth loads of jizzum.

Jason- What are you going to be for Halloween sexy-pants, a transsexual?

Denise- Nope, this year I'm going to be a cum-goblin.

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Cum Goblin

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.

Kamilla is such a cum goblin.

cum goblin

1. The little bit of cum that stays in the penis after sex or mastubation, usually pissed out afterwards.

2. An ugly chick who gets a face full of cum.

"Dude, I totally blew a cum goblin in that bitches face!"
or
"You're such a cum goblin!"
or
"That bitch that gave me head last night was a cum goblin, thank god i was drunk!"

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Goblin cum

An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.

This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.

I asked for my sandwich with mayo, why the hell is it drenched in goblin cum?

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Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her

I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.

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