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When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking face down,
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.
Billy Bob got drunk and gang ass fucked last night.
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1. A douche bag
2. A flaming homosexual
3. A bear coming out of your ass
1. That ass bear stole my money! imma fuck him up!
2. TJ: Man, Josh is such an ass bear, he came onto me yesterday
Josh: WTF you say bitch?
TJ: what? when i say somethin? dont kill me....
Josh: thats what i thought ass bear
3:That ass bear scared the shit out of me... i was takin a shit, and it growled... and it was furry...
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Dry ass is when u wipe to hard and your asshole gets all dry and that skin cracks and u start bleeding. There is no known cure for dry ass. It is the absolute worst.
“Dude I was just walking the other day and felt a sharp pain on my asshole. I then realized that I had been struck by dry ass for wiping too hard when I took that massive dookey earlier today.”
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Describes a person with a bare bum but lots of body hair in the crack.
The guy has so much crack hair his ass look like an Ass Mohawk
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The pubescent little shit I have to tolerate ever since she rushed her way out of out of my goddamn mother's womb.
Sister: *Snitches on me for no good reason*
Me: You better fifty fucking feet away from me, you pain in the ass.
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A term used on Craig Ferguson's "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" on CBS during the twitter and emails segment
Ass Mode
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