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Someone who comes to help you finish a job,screws everything up and makes more work for you.
1. Oh great! Here comes Mr helping hands.
2. Mr helping hands came over and f’deverything up!
3. It was the end of the day and everything was looking sweet. The boss sent Mr helping hands over to help finish up and he f’d everything up.
Getting pleasure from reading or watching Self Help Gurus, without actually doing anything with your life afterwards.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that self-help video on social media?
Friend 2: No, I haven't. What's it about?
Friend 1: It's all about how to build confidence and overcome self-doubt. The speaker gives some really practical tips and exercises to help people improve their self-esteem.
Friend 2: That sounds interesting. What kind of tips did he give?
Friend 1: Some of the tips included setting achievable goals, practicing self-care, and speaking kindly to yourself. He also talked about the power of positive thinking and visualization.
Friend 2: That sounds like great advice. Have you tried any of it?
Friend 1: Not yet :(
Friend 2: You need to stop procrastinating! Get off the Self Help Porn, and start working on your goals.
The school where ipad kids are made, xmm and lalazai spawning zone.
Toilets are vaping areas and classes are sleeping time
person 1: where you study ah?
person 2:crescendo HELP international-
person 1: ohh that school with the xmm and lalazai?
An international movement named after a line spoken in the "The Savage Curtain" episode of Star Trek in 1966 where Vulcan character Surak repeatedly cries out "Help me Spock" from behind a rock formation.
Although having its name based on the aforementioned Star Trek episode, the Help Me Spock movement is completely undefined and has been interpreted in many ways, including getting its own song by the band Warp 11 in 2008.
The vague nature of the Help Me Spock movement may very well be the reason for its appeal to millions of followers worldwide.
Help Me Spock!
Hooking up with random people, who are not necessarily all that attractive, because youre confused and depressed after a breakup.
"Joe and Alisha are doing a little Help me, Rhonda in the bathroom"
"Help me, Rhonda, help me get her out of my heart."
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1. The unequivocal knowing that clicking anything marked "Click here for help" will lead to everything but what is relevant to your problem.
Susan: "I tried playing the .MP4 video you gave me, but the media player said something like 'Unrecognized format' and 'Click here for help.' I clicked help and it gave me 29 pages of the history of media players and a bunch of pop-ups for porn sites."
Mike: "Oh oh...the Faux Help Link. Forget it. I'll make a DVD..."
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When you are listening to a classic rock or metal song and a guitar solo is about to commence. Your hands are so overwhelmed that you text your brother to assist you in air guitar.
Me: Pearl Jam!
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg
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