bag season

a sports season in which athletes achieve their goals.

“ Do you understand me? It’s bag season

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tis the season

It typically refers to the time before Christmas, which can be defined as anywhere from October to December 24th.

Adam-Bro, I can't wait to get all my presents this year for Christmas.

Jake- I know man, tis the season.

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Blowjob Season

The time of the month when ones' spouse or sexual relation has a useless vagina.

Jermaine : 'Yo Andy, did you bang that chick the other night?'

Andy : 'Na man it's blowjob season, I got some head!'

Jermaine : 'Blowjob season is the best'

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Hickey season

Between months of April through August is when lovers or s/o give each other hickeys to show off in the warm weather

Hey babe did you know it was hickey season?

Rosé Season

Rosé Season is a lifestyle for all seasons. The rosé lifestyle is popular among pretty people enjoying pretty cocktails in pretty places.

Rosé triggers positive emotions and memories, which helps explain the rise of popularity on social media. Popular hashtags include #RoséSeason, #RoséAllDay and #YesWayRosé.

True Rosé Seasoners know that the season never ends, but it is most popular in warmer, summer months. Rosé Seasoners typically reside in NYC, Miami, LA, Dallas and Chicago, but you can find them summering in the Hamptons and wintering in Aspen. They also spend part of their summer in other luxurious and exclusive destinations, such as on yachts and beach clubs in St. Tropez, Mykonos, Ibiza, the Amalfi Coast and Croatia. In the wintertime, they will head to chateaus and mountain chalets in the Alps, or they will seek warmer weather in Australia, South Africa and Southeast Asia.

Rosé Season is the best season!

shrimp season

When it’s so cold your dick goes small e.g. winter time is shrimp season

“Aye bro you got a small dick”
“Nah g trust me it’s just shrimp season”

Seasonal Athlete

The individuals who show up to the gym between January and March to fulfill New Years Resolutions.

Ryan: Damn Jeff, who are all these freaking people here today? I just want to blast my pecs and get some protein.

Jeff: Those are the seasonal athletes, they will be gone in a few months.

Ryan: lol, what a bunch of tools.