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A silicon-valley tech based company that is literally more powerful than any company in the world and has more money than the federal reserve. It is keen on innovation and providing the user with the most glossy and controlled experience possible, where they determine what is best for your device to keep the best quality possible. Some scrutinize them for this, others agree with this method, and some are neutral about it. Apple products are very expensive and most people use them as a status symbol-their products typically represent the average Middle Class family in America.
Fandroid: my phone cost less than yours and I have way more features than you do.
Apple Fanboy: What happens if I just need a basic phone that can complete all my goals?
Fandroid: Than why not just buy a cheaper Android without all that extra software, like a Nexus?
Apple Fanboy: Because I already have an Apple computer and I wanted a unified experience!
Fandroid: Than why not just buy Chromecast, which cost $30 and watch videos from your phone on your TV that way?
Apple Fanboy: Because my computer is synced with my phone...
Fandroid: Did you know that I can treat my phone like a harddrive? I just drop my files in there and it syncs with my phone.
Apple Fanboy: well, I don't like the mess of files, and I like the fact that I can buy songs on my Apple phone and play them on my Apple Tv, phone, and computer.
Fandroid: Well, Google has the Playstore. And you can listen to your music offline on your PC and your phone for free, AND you can sync your pirated music across all of your devices because Google Music adds it to your library
Apple Fanboy: Well, as you can see, I have iCloud, so all my music syncs AND I can organize it better with iTunes instead of having all of those "unknown" artists in my library.
As you can see, no one really wins and this can go on for days basically.
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why the fuck are you looking up apple for you dumbfuck? You should know what an a p p l e is.
you probably ate apples before.
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A term for when an individual is walking and staring at his or her iPhone or iPad, and a criminal walks up, takes it and runs off before the victim realizes what happened. It is the equivalent to walking down a street with three or four $100 bills in your hand and, as you are staring at the ground, having someone come up and rip the money out of your hand.
Guy 'where is your iPad, I thought you went everywhere with it?'
Girl 'it got appled while I was walking to the subway from my appartement."
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A company that makes superior computers to that of any other PC maker out there due to their incredible design and choice of premium parts. The boring, poor consumer is often too cheap to even considering buying a computer that actually works, and will end up with a $499 emachines bundle that includes a free printer because they are obsessed with saving that extra few hundred bucks on a machine they will be using for the next three years and beyond.
After their OS technology was stolen from Microsoft in the 80s because apple failed to license it, everything went down hill. Mainstream consumers and businesses alike choose PCs due to their cheap price, and boring software so as to hinder creativity.
"Well apples still suck and they are slow and way overpriced," you may say. Well, then why is that the most discriminating computer audiences in the world, mainly video, graphics, and music production professionals, are on Macs, refusing to move to PCs?
Because Macs are better.
Take a look at Mercedes. They both have less than 3% of the automobile market, yet again, are purchased by those who can afford them and prefer the ultimate driving experience. Simply put, Macs are the Mercedes of computers, and the rest of you are the ones stuck in your shitty geo prisms and kea spectras and 1992 toyota corollas, who try to make them look nicer by putting on a set of pimped out rims.
And for the record, MS has been making its Office software for the Mac almost as long for the Mac as it has been for the PC. In fact, PowerPoint came out for the Mac nearly 2 years before it did for the PC.
PC USER: "I'm 32, live at home, constantly game with other teens, spend my days surfing the web for boring needless nerdy pieces of information, make weekly trips to the local computer store, have a star wars obsession, collect pokemon cards, obsess over finding the cheapest parts and rebates, endlessly try to fight spyware and viruses, and get into arguements over which new case light has better fiberobtic technology."
MAC USER: "I wish PC users would just shut the fuck up and leave us alone. If you think Macs suck, fine. Go on ahead and believe what you want. But I know the truth"
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An OS maker (among other things) whose GUI seems to give half the Windows computing world orgasms. Go onto any major skinning site (deviantART being a particularly nasty example), and search for "most popular" Visual Styles or the equivalent. Instead of getting lots of innovative and interesting themes, you are flooded with countless versions of things with names like "Milk," "Aqua," and "Brushed Metal." They aren't that amazing looking.
Also annoying are the various Dock apps. The Dock has little use other than to look pretty and eat CPU.
If you really must be lazy in your skinning, just go buy a darn iMac and let the rest of us skin creatively.
ZOMG i made my PC look like a maC!!10ne!~
i m so l33t now!
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Apple- a word that can mean any other word
you are such an apple!
translation- you are such a weirdo!
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