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When a parent or guardian thinks you're old enough to get 'the talk', so they tell you that it's time to talk about the birds and the bees.
Most of the time, it's the worst talk ever. Like, ever.
Mum: Honey, time to talk.
Boy: About what?
Mum: About the birds and the bees, honey.
Boy: *screams and runs* I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW!!
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another cheltenham high school word.
a large, tightly packed, circle where people dance. it can be comprised of anywhere from thirty to one hundred people. the people are often grinding in the bee hive.
the bee hive at that dance was rather large
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The bee movie part 2 will come soon enough. Our lord and savior Jerry Sinfeld will come bearing gifts.
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A word to descride someone's mother
don't let mother bee find out!
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When people try to explain how babies are made.
Dad! Tell me about the birds and bees!
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noun. 1. pertaining to two types of winged animals, known for their contrary mating habits. 2. metaphor - pertaining to the delicate time in a young man's life when he begins to notice females in a 'special way,' seeing them not as harbingers of cooties, but as 'totally wordboneable.' Specifically, it refers to the courtship and love-making act commonly engaged in while in the backseat of his father's Buick.
1. "It must be spring," cried Billy. "Look at all the birds and the bees!" 2. "Son, you are coming of age now, and, well, um, I think we need to have 'The Talk.' You know, about the birds and the bees," said Father.
"Aww shit," thought Son. "I wish I were wasted right now."
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bees that gather around garbage
I got stung by one of those bumble cocksuckers (garbage bee)!
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