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aka fear and loathing of day walkers. Soulless beings that wonder the shaded corners of the earth for fear of freckle breakouts; often pass the disease through sneezing, sharing of ice cream, and gary busey. Once given the disease, also known as gingervitus, it is irreversible and causes a life time of shame and social pariah
If blazing red hair, freckles, and pale pasty skin puts you into a blinding rage, you probably are a Gingist practicing Gingerism.
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Soulless freaks with disgusting freckles and nasty red hair. They are unfortunately infected with gingervitis which is fatal and has no known cure. If they are exposed to the sun, they will burn up and die. Good. They are pretty much vampires, but worse. If you are bitten by one, you should get yourself checked, you may be infected. If infected, you might as well kill yourself because you have nothing to live for.
When you see them, they make you throw up in your mouth. They try to act like they're normal, but they're not. If you know a ginger, please call animal control or just put them down yourself. Please do the world a favor, and do not breed with these disgusting creatures. If you do and you have a ginger child, you will have to live with the guilt that you helped create the spawn of the evil.
The celebrity Kevin Daniel Wise. <--- find me on facebook and you will see.
Kevin Daniel Wise is a ginger
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Soulless creatures with red hair that populate Earth; most predominantly Ireland and Scotland.
Person A: Whoa - look at her hair! I wish I looked like that!
Person B: Yeah, sure, but you do know gingers don't have souls, right?
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Gingers are cold hearted, pale skinned, emotionless red heads. They have so many freckles that it is impossible to do 'dot to dot' on their faces. It is not wise to approach a Ginger as they may steal your soul, for every freckle a Ginger possesses, the Ginger has stolen so many souls. By looking into your eyes, the Ginger can choose to steal your soul by activating your 'Ginger genes'. Asians do not have the Ginger gene meaning Asians and Gingers are sworn enemies. The best way to destroy a Ginger is by sunlight. This method works especially well on pure needs rather then daywalkers as Ginger's are the descendants of the first vampires.
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has gingervitis
Mom: what do you mean?
Doctor: it turns out your son was dormant the whole time and during puberty his Ginger genes were activated
Mom: what should I do?
Doctor: it's best to stay away from him because he may decide to infect you. I highly recomend you make make his death look like an accident and adopt an Asian because Asians can never be Gingers
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Also see fire crotch.
A redheaded rat who looks likes the spawn of satan. Often named Steven and take it up the ass daily. they are often pissed off because few people can actually bare to look let alone talk to them for a few seconds at a time.
Wow, look at that Ginger. He's completely hideous...Jesus Christ I guess God does have a sense of humor after all. Maybe Steven's hair is so red because he always pissed off. Wait...who even gives a fuck about Steven?
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any person with red (orange-coloured) hair. as much as you hate to admit it, they are actual genetic mutants (there is no such thing as the "red haired" gene). if you have a problem with this, instead consider revising the definition of "mutant".
My baby is a ginger; it is a mutant, but i love it nonetheless.
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Gingers are just another way of saying you have red hair and freckles...Blondes are dumb, Gingers have no soul, and brunettes are plain boring. nuff said.
I ama ginger but I have a soul.
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