text me

An invitation for text messaging over the Internet. A phrase that is sometimes found on more modern conversation hearts.

"Hey, text me sometime," said Joe as he passed Sally in the hallway.

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Don't Text

When you do something displeasing and don't want to take shit for it

Just bought a piece of gum for five dollars. Don't text.

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text confidence

When someone has got no self confidence in the real world but when behind a screen they become confident through text.

oh look theres faizon, he hardly says anything to me except when hes on msn or facebook,
think he suffers from text confidence

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Text talk

noun (tehxt torck) or (txt tlk): Uses: Mobile phones and MSN Messenger. The most annoying form of speech ever, more annoying than French. Widely ununderstandable, it abreviates as much as possible leaving a code which only the author can decrypt. Though it does help the author write it quickly, the recipient must undergo strenuous investigation to be able to reply in an equally confusing manner untill the competition of confusosity gets to such a point, that their grammatically incorrect minds explode a little more.

Common uses:
'lol' (Laugh Out Loud)
'c u l8er' (I am hoping to meet with you in the near future)
'rofl' (Rolling On the Floor Laughing)
'iyuttomiwgms' (If You Use Text Talk Once More I Will Get My Shotgun)

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Text Friends

two people who only seem to be friends while text messaging. When one attempts to talk to the other in a public place, the other person acts like they don't know the other, or as casual friends.

*text message*
Corin: Hey! are you going to the party on Saturday? we should totally hang out!

James: OK, sweet can't wait to see you there!

*at party*

James to Corin: hey hows it going?

Corin: oh hey....(turns around and talks to another person.

*Dudes across the room*
Awww poor James she only wants to be Text friends

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Dry Texting

Long time to reply or answer back my text to my girlfriend.

Annamarie my girlfriend started DRY TEXTING me since last week. One reply to my text took her three days to get back at me and it only said "Hi." Fucking Bitch started cheating on me!

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Safety Text

the act of drunk-texting a designated friend so as not to text an ex while inebriated.

Friend: "Hey what was up with that weird text you sent me last night? It sounds like you were having a good time."

Texter: "Oh, sorry about that. I was pretty drunk and didn't want to text my ex so I sent you a safety text instead."

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