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t u

"Thank you" in the most internet-abbreviated way. Thank you. Thank u. T U.

Girl 1 texting: I love your art!! :D
Girl 2 texting: t u <3

by cdcdncid September 5, 2019


U make me wanna fart

Another definition of true love. Basically a hotter way of saying "let's kiss." If you tell your partner "u make me wanna fart" you two are definitely soulmates.

person 1: u make me wanna fart
person 2: dayuuum shawty bbg.....
person 1: let's kiss
person 1 & 2: *violently makes out*

by Mopeyy May 17, 2021


nah u gmfu

(Nah U Got me fucked up)

what people say when there's no more Doritos left in the bag.

person: man these doritos BUSSIN
*no more doritos*
person: reaches to get a dorito
Person: nah u gmfu

by valaruh April 1, 2021


CUM U

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.

Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021


No u

An argument used on the internet to tell someone "I will not do that, you do that" It is used in good humor, but us nonsense to someone who doesn't know about it.

User 1: kys
User 2: no u

by There'sAMemeInMySoup February 6, 2016


no u.

since the beggining of time, before the dinasours, creatures have looked for the most spectacular comeback to end all known

anti-logical statements roasts, and no one ever found a better dark horrifying comeback than no u.

Larry: ur mom gay.
Jim: no u.
Larry: *runs to swedish and changes his identity*

by iloveshrek2 May 22, 2018


no u.

since the ages of time, and before humanity, through the forests, through the deserts, no one or thing ever found a sacred dark horrifying counter spell on earth.

Larry: Jim, you're mom gay.
Jim: your*
Larry: no u.
Jim: *cries himself to sleep, then jumps into a pit and dies*

by iloveshrek2 May 22, 2018