"Thank you" in the most internet-abbreviated way. Thank you. Thank u. T U.
Girl 1 texting: I love your art!! :D
Girl 2 texting: t u <3
Another definition of true love. Basically a hotter way of saying "let's kiss." If you tell your partner "u make me wanna fart" you two are definitely soulmates.
person 1: u make me wanna fart
person 2: dayuuum shawty bbg.....
person 1: let's kiss
person 1 & 2: *violently makes out*
(Nah U Got me fucked up)
what people say when there's no more Doritos left in the bag.
person: man these doritos BUSSIN
*no more doritos*
person: reaches to get a dorito
Person: nah u gmfu
A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.
Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.
Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.
An argument used on the internet to tell someone "I will not do that, you do that" It is used in good humor, but us nonsense to someone who doesn't know about it.
since the beggining of time, before the dinasours, creatures have looked for the most spectacular comeback to end all known
anti-logical statements roasts, and no one ever found a better dark horrifying comeback than no u.
Larry: ur mom gay.
Jim: no u.
Larry: *runs to swedish and changes his identity*
since the ages of time, and before humanity, through the forests, through the deserts, no one or thing ever found a sacred dark horrifying counter spell on earth.
Larry: Jim, you're mom gay.
Jim: your*
Larry: no u.
Jim: *cries himself to sleep, then jumps into a pit and dies*