A lobby full of Big, Braulick, Black men all running basilisk with snakeshot, gay pride camos, and wearing bunny costumes.
This isn't call of duty, this shit Call of Freaky.
A condescending, moderate, tone that is used by insecure brown nose employees who believe they are better than the rest of the team. Similar to an NPR host.
Bob really turns on the conference call voice whenever the boss is on the call.
An exchange of recipes, usually between two females. A ridiculous practice seeing as though women will forget that they asked for the recipe and never make the food in question.
Whenever I walk into my kitchen my mom is in a recipe call.
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When someone has a prolonged and loud yawn. Like Dory calling for a whale in Finding Nemo.
I was so tired it sounded like I was calling whales when I yawned
or
Person 1: Did you hear how loud that guy was yawing over there?
Person 2: Yeah it was like he was calling whales.
Commuty call
(noun) Similar to a booty call in that, at the end of the exchange, the person on the receiving end of the commuty call feels slightly used but generally happy to have gone along with it. The person who originates the commuty call is either commuting to or from work, is bored, needs to fill the time while driving, and calls a "friend", for his/her own entertainment until the destination has been reached. Once the commuty caller reaches his/her destination the call is quickly terminated in a brisk, businesslike manner. Tell tale signs that the commuty caller has "arrived" are the door chimes of the car ringing audibly through the phone as the car door is opened at a parking lot or garage. "Hey, gottagocatchyalater" is usually heard by the callee before the call is abruptly ended.
"John, you're calling me on your way home from work for the third time this week. Is this a commuty call?"
Code words for โ I gotta take a dump in Apt.โ
Man my belly Hurts!! I gotta call TJ!
Where a woman goes on a date with a man just for the free meal and drinks, and maybe a free shopping trip after.
Person 1: "I went on a date with Jessica yesterday."
Person 2: "Oh really, how'd it go?"
Person 1: "Turns out the bitch just wanted a free meal."
Person 2: "That sucks, another foodie call."