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When your anus lines up perfectly with a fart that slips out of your ass unintentionally.
I'm sorry sweetie that my anus angle ruined the moment.
The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.
"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"
"That's fucking disgusting"
"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"
"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"
"it was, bro, it was"
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A large amount of hair on or around the anus.
Anus rear hair butt hole
"Hey, did you guys hear? this guy in my science class has an anus weave!"
When one's prolapsed anus becomes both sentient and shredded into a sort of multi tentacle-esque shape. Wiping becomes a problem. If it isn't a "bloody" mess, it is digesting Boba Fett.
Dude 1: Hey did you see the movie recently with anal dentata?
Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.
When you get butt fucked in prison so much, your ass bleeds daily. (DONT DROP THE SOAP KIDS!!!)
My i shouldnt have violated my probation. Now i have a bloody anus.
1. To lift one's posterior; to elevate the gluteus maximus.
2. (Idiomatic) To take up arms against an oppressive force; to revolt with impunity. Derived from a corruption of the Latin "laese annos," "prolonged revolt."
Note: not to be confused with the idiom "to raze anus," which means "to destroy anus."
And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them raise anus.
when a person's anus becomes so over-used through intercourse it becomes dangly.
Jane Doe has been stuffed in the bottom so many times her tight sphincter has become a dangly anus.