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Being falsely accused of "theft" because someone else wants what you rightfully own. Or being falsely accused of "genocide" for defending yourself when attacked.
"I bought the house and moved in. The former tenants Israeled me, falsely accusing me of stealing my own house. They tried to murder my family to steal it from us, and complained when we fought back."
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When you come back home and someone has taken and ruined it, so you get in, start to fix the place up, and they keep attacking you for it, so you fight back and consistently win.
Jewish people returning to their native homeland, to provide a shelter for world Jews and rehabilitate the land from centuries of abuse at the hands of Roman and Arab colonialists.
When you invite your neighbors to coexist peacefully but have to defend yourself by any means necessary because neighbor continues their genocidal aggression.
Are you ok?
Yeah...I just got Israeled, but I'll be aright. I just need to practice more self-defense for the next time they try.
Why? Need help?
Yeah, I do. I'm surrounded by jihadist neighbors.
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All they show us are propaganda. Don’t be fooled by them. Don’t be Israeled
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The ability to help the world with inventions that the world needs such as navigation, cell phones, medical help including medicine, etc. All of this done while maintaining democracy.
You allowed me to stop using landline by inventing the cell phone? You israeled it
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The process of taking back what's yours since its creation
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New word: "Israeled" (verb) expulsion of a rightful owner by a trespasser. // The act of inviting oneself and friends to share a place with a stranger in a public place, only to subsequently request the stranger to vacate the place to accommodate a larger group's meeting or social gathering.
A: Someone asked to share your table at a coffee shop and then asked you to leave the table because they have a meeting??? Damn you got Israeled! // Looks like you have been Israeled!
B: Yes, and his Justification was : "my horoscope said that I should be sitting at this table so it's mine and if I'm not gonna steal someone else is gonna steal it"
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The belief that support for Israel and Zionism should influence, dominate, and infiltrate political systems around the world.
He was a big proponent of Israelism.
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