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1. Someone who has an STD and sleeps around a lot. 2. Someone who may or may not have an STD but is a whore and is always sleeping around.
That girl is the biggest gift giver, she gives the gift that keeps giving.
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A gift treaty is an agreement that you make with your friends, family members, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband or wife that declares you will not exchange gifts on holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, etc.
"Once my brother and I started exchanging gift cards for 50 bucks on holidays we decided it was pointless so we agreed on a gift treaty."
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The gift you never saw coming.
Gift recipient: "Omg I can't believe I got a Snuggie from the person who sent me the 'WTF Blanket' video!"
Gift giver: "Ninja gift! Oooaaah!!"
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The act of defecating into a condom. Then proceeding to swing it around until it bursts and covers surrounding area/people in faeces
I made a brown gift for them it went all in there hair
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Yet another offering in the category of brain numbing, extremist and irresponsible social media sites chock-full-O COVID conspiracy theories, vaccine misinformation and underground anti-science propaganda.
Hey, did you hear on Twitter that the my pillow guy is going to be reinstated as vice president when SCOTUS overturns the 2020 election?
Ummm, no. But I did read that the vaccine causes yer liver to melt and yer dick fall off.
I KNEW IT! THAT'S WHERE MY DICK WENT.
Yup, that's the gift of gab.
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A Love Gift is a gift/present given by one's partner/mother that completely falls short of gift/present expectations and will ultimately be a source of decremental humiliation to the recipient by their peers.
The Love Gift can never be thrown out or sold on and must be displayed/worn by the recipient at all occasions/locations that hold significance, such as Birthdays, Christmas's and Weddings.
Person One: 'That's a nice jumper you have on their Blake'
Person Two: 'Why thanks Ben, it was a gift from my wife'
Person One: 'Thought so, it looks like a Love Gift'.
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The most overused definition on UD, when the person writing the first def thinks the subject being defined is "epic" (which is another dead and buried word in itself because nerds say it in every lame joke they make).
Basically, used for things such as weed, sex, and of course, fucking cheese.
I'm an atheist, so shove that mozza up your asshole. God's gift is a gun to your head.
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