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UN sustainable goals

The world is going to shit, but the UN is very optimistic and is fantasising.

We'll reach the UN sustainable goals soon!

by Pancake Hater May 22, 2023


Overshoot your goal

Idiom

If you overshoot your goal you achieve more than the goal you assigned to yourself.

If you want to overshoot your goal stop getting complacent!

You must overshoot your English goals to achieve them.

by Zami Karzai August 15, 2018


ugly people goals

when both people in a couple match each other’s ugliness to the pinnacle. their overwhelming ugliness fills the relationship and causes it to last forever, especially because they are so ugly that they cannot find another pair.

Couple walks past.

Person A: “Damn, did you see them?”
Person B: “How could I not? They were ugly people goals.”

by urmomgaylol4206969 July 19, 2019


Settle for a field goal

To take a quick shit before you do something

Start without me I’m gonna settle for a field goal

by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017


mom and son goals

When you and your son or mom look good together in a picture or photo on social media or irl

You and your mom have mom and son goals

by Dad and daughter goals April 15, 2017


Gay Goal

Gay Goal (GG) - a term that accurately describes a technique often used when playing Fifa 2007. The technique was first trademarked and consciously executed by the Singaporeans and Indonesians. In fact, it is most often used by noobs.

Examples of Gay goals: the first shot, which usually has no hope of going in under normal circumstances, either goes off the cross bar or is deflected by the keeper, only to be easily shot into an open goal by another player from the attacking team.

Wow Anderson, looks like you finally scored one against me. Too bad it was a GAY GOAL.

while Gay Goal technique is being implemented GG BRO. HAHA

by Mr. Thierry Henry March 05, 2008


Golden Field goal

When a man straddles a woman on a toilet, stands facing her. The woman sitting with her legs spread in a V shape, the man tries to still between her legs and into the toilet while giving a simultaneous golden shower to the face.

The first time I tried to make a golden field goal, I slipped on my second step. So I shit on both of her legs and she was covered in piss from one set of lips to the other.

by Danbman77 April 07, 2019