Allegheny white fish

Used condoms floating on the rivers or streams of Western Pennsylvania.

One fisherman to another:"Catching any fish?"
Reply: "Nope. Nothing but Allegheny white fish."

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boxed like a fish

when sapnap exists, you tell him he’s boxed like a fish cause he’s bad

you’re bad? you’re dogwater? you’re freer than a costco sample? you’re boxed like a fish? you’re freer than a public bathroom? did i ask? any askers? from the makers of frozen 1 comes frozen 2?

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fresh ocean fishes

The best way to impress a date. Often utilized by people on Yahoo Answers.

Oh hai, I got you some fresh ocean fishes! Select the freshest of the ocean fishes and I will prepare it for you in the sexiest way possible.

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Fishing in the tuna boat

Performing hot oral sex on a wet and willing female.

Candy spread her legs and Carla went right in for a little fishing in the tuna boat.

a bird will never be a fish

A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.

Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.

Where's my fish?

A question asked in reference to the phrase "plenty of other fish in the sea". When searching for a significant other, one is to ask (normally to a friend suggesting that there are other fish), "Where's my fish?"

Compare Found my fish!

"...My boyfriend broke up with me."
"Don't worry; there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"Where's my fish?"

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shooting fish in a barrel

n. Expression referring to something that is easy and unchallenging, often used when describing a hunt or destroying an enemy.

Playing this game is easy! it's like shooting fish in a barrel!

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