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goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023


It takes a village

When a woman is having an orgy with five guys and all of them are dressed like a member of the village people

Susan knows “it takes a village” to have a good time but the Indian took it too far.

by David Gambrel June 18, 2022


Hornball takes over the world

Basically hornball eats a rat and fucks it smelvin gets mad shut the fuck smelvin you a beaner and next krispy kreme owner sells the world and then hornball shapes the world into a donut and eats eat beerus go supa mad mode and go beam beam on the weenie beaner shut the fuck up monty.

Ima wat the new moofy called Hornball takes over the world.

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 15, 2023


take a fantastic

sorry, I gotta go take a fantastic means that you are troubled or bored or whatever and that consequently you want to leave. perhaps to think perhaps just to be alone without present company. an announcement of leave-taking without explanations.

see example above - as intro to the definition. i don't want to get technical or quibble about how you fill this thing out. i gotta take a fantastic.

by yogurt steele November 7, 2013


Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.

"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"

by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014


Take the extreme step

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To commit suicide

I don't know why people take the extreme step for such a small problem.

by Zami Karzai August 14, 2018


Warm Take

A mildly hot take. A non-controversial and inoffensive opinion.

My warm take is that President Trump is not the best President we've ever had.

by urbandickchinairy July 26, 2020