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pig on a collar

A Frankenstein-type physical monstrosity that no one has ever seen before.

A binoculared pig is not a pig on a collar.

by Sexydimma March 28, 2017


the 3 little pigs

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.

The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END

by AStrunkMan69 May 29, 2022


Female Chauvinistic Pig (FCP)

Femme or fillie counterpart of MCP.

Pragya & Poonam are real FCPs i.e. Female Chauvinistic Pig (FCP) they target innocent Men by conspiring and turning the other colleagues and employees against them in each and every matter...

by Sky Lark April 30, 2022


dough pig

A overweight construction worker who hits fiber optics while digging a trench with a John Deere 135 excavator.

Hey, you "dough pig" why did you just hit that fiber?

by cring the bitch November 1, 2019


Pig Out

When a girl has you snort while eating her how

GIrl: I want you to pig out on me tonight ;)
Boy: Bet, should I bring the slop or do you have some?

by GFLmr January 12, 2023


Minnetonka Minty Pig

When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards

Man this chick look like such a pig I had to pull the old Minnetonka Minty Pig...

by Tastylovincheesecake January 4, 2020


trough pig

One who likes to drink the piss from the urinal in a gay club.

Look at that trough pig lapping up my piss

by Trough pig king December 6, 2017