blow rag

An item of clothing (or similar) that has been repurposed for the sole use of catching and/or cleaning up freshly-jizzed semen.

Mate, don't touch that thing! It's Steve's blow rag!

Doddle rag

A cloth used for the wiping up of sexual fluids after a sexual encounter. The rag may become fairly soiled after multiple uses but that is part of its allure

I've just cummed all over your leg...pass the doddle rag

Cheeto Rag

A cloth, handkerchief, or other piece of fabric which is used primarily to wipe away the thick cheesy buildup which is associated with the consumption of Frito-Lay's 'Cheetos' line of puffed cornmeal snacks.

"After Glenn finished off an entire family size bag of Frito-Lay's 'Flamin' Hot Cheetos, he knew he would need fresh underwear and a clean Cheeto rag before starting on the next bag."

"Babe, have you seen my Cheeto rag?"
"It's on your head."
"Oh, thanks babe."

On the Rag Again

A phoney-bologna fake made up song, sung to the Willy Nelson song, "On the Road Again".

♪On the rag again!♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again!!♪

♪The life I love is making music with my (menstrual) pads♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪

♪On the rag again,♪
♪See those bloody tampons swirling down the toliet!♪

♪She's a fucked-up friend♪
♪Keeps insisting that those panty liners keep coming...keep coming!♪

♪On the rag again,♪
♪I just can't wait to go on the rag again,♪
♪The life I love is making music with the head,♪
♪And I can't wait to go on the rag again!!!♪

Tow Rag

Means a low-life, scum, or loser.

Originally a British Royal Naval term. This was a long piece of rope, either frayed at the end, or with a bit of rag tied to the end of it, permanently fixed to a ship, which was dangled into the sea, and therefore, towed, next to the wooden plank with a hole in it which was secured over the edge of the ship, used as a toilet. After the sailor had finished his ablutions, he lifted the rope out of the water, and then wiped his rear-end clean with the wet, frayed end of the rope, and when he finished wiping, the soiled end of the rope was dropped back into the sea to clean itself as it was towed along by the ship. a Towed Rag.

You Tow rag...

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Spooge Rag

A spooge rag is a piece of clothing or cloth used to wipe up spooge.

Disgusting...I just grabbed my shirt and there is some sticky shit all over it.
Sorry man...I couldn't find my spooge rag, and I had to find a new one.

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Jam rag

Female menstrual product

PG is a dirty jam rag

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