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A woman who goes after someone who has more than average money. She shoots a little lower than gold diggers, but she's still in it for the money.
Gwen is such a silver miner! She didn't marry a millionaire in Paul, but he's got money since his family owns that local business.
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The loose change that falls from ones pockets while in a reclined position. Poor people usually only take a single silver shit or one consisting mainly of pennies. This is refered to as a "copper shit" or a "poor man's shit."
I found $9 in silver shits in my couch.
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When you are driving behind a really slow car and all you can see is a silver head of hair belonging to an old fogy popping over their seat.
Why is there so much traffic? I'm going to be late! Damnit! It's a fucking "silver top!" I knew it!
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1. A male or female who is extremely attractive and is off the charts when it comes to a rank of 1-10; One who is sexy, beautiful, and intelligent and can cause stares wherever they go
2. one who has an exorbitant amount of sex appeal
That girl is fine as hell; Now that's a silver dollar: beauty, brains, breast and booty!
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A malt beverage that comes in a bottle with a bat silhouette on it. It is a bitch drink.
I don't like beer. Would you please pass me a Bacardi Silver?
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The hammer maxwell edison uses to kill people in a beatles song, Bang Bang Maxwells Silver Hammer. Also, when the pope dies a silver hammer is used to make sure he is dead, yes in fact he is struck in the head with it. Connection?
"the maxwell edison story" a funny and literal video for the song.
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A small town in the desert of Nevada, citizens of Silver Springs are often missing teeth, know little of the outside world, and deny the existence of science. However, this may also be blamed by the unhealthy combination of Jack Daniels, Slim Jims and Mormanism, known as the "Nevada Trinity." Every homes abandoned pickup truck must have the tires removed and be contained at least 51% inside the chain link fence. Pitt Bulls are forbidden to be spayed or neutered and may not be chained or kept inside the chain link fence. Silver Springs ranks first in the state of Nevada for Domestic Violence, DUI Arrests and Incest. The average age of conception is 15.58 years or age. The Median income is $10,613.59 (the maximum annual unemployment benefit paid for by the state of Nevada.) The whole place is full of sagebrush, 10 square miles of sagebrush and prostitutes. You can also find mentally (and physically) retarded tourists (counting as fauna) who've been sent there by mistake and think they're at Disneyland. Silver Springs also ranks
#1 for most hookers.
#1 for most meth usage.
#1 for most Californian escapees in the past 3 decades
#1 for most most STD's per square mile (#2 is New Jersey)
#4 for most freaky-type people( who migrate to Bay to Breakers in California once a year).
#2 for being 38th on SAT scores.
#1 for the quickest time to be wedded (or divorced).
#50 for cost of real estate housing after real estate bubble burst.
#666 (or 13) for being Sodom and Gomorrah.
Friend 1: "Did you go to that party in Silver Springs?"
Friend 2: "No, what happened"
Friend 1: " I guess the math teacher from the highschool got caught with a sophomore"
Friend 2: "Again!!"
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