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Ellen DeGeneres found a way to appeal to younger audiences under the pseudonym Justin Bieber.
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The act of a young child ejaculating and getting caught by his parent.
"Son, I am coming into your room!"
"Dad, noooo" (Child is masturbating)
Child "Justin Biebers" all over his bed while dad walks into room.
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A female who's entire life is dedicated to being a queer.
Noone loves this person, and noone ever will.
Justin bieber has no friends..
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An overrated 16 year old R&B singer. He has the voice of a 10 year old. His lyrics are shit. His fans consist of 12-16 year old girls who can't think for themselves and only like him for his looks. Also a sellout because he got his start on YouTube singing Edwin McCain songs until he got discovered by Usher and and was turned into a total wannabe gangster. What a sellout. He is one of Canada's biggest embarassments.
Justin Bieber fangirl - OMG! I love Justin Bieber! He's so hot! I'm gonna marry him!
Me - Shut the fuck up.
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the world's biggest douchebag, most fans call us haters "jealous", but why would i be jealous of a little girl that sounds like anal rape? seriously, get some musical taste >:U
Jimmy was looking under his bed
Mom: Jimmy, the boogey man isn't under there
Jimmy: i know, i'm afraid justin bieber will pop out and sing to me, then give me anal
Example 2:
Girl: OMG!!!!!11ELEVEN JUSTIN BEEBOR IZ SOOO HAWT
Boy: his music is bull
Girl: SHUT UP! U R JOST JELLUS BEKOZ HE IS HAWT AND FAMOUS AND UR A FAG WITH NOO LIFE!!!
Boy: i was just stating my opinion, and besides, i'm not the one following a 5 year old girl
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OMG THAT GUY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! HE KEEPS ASKING ME TO DANCE BUT I DON'T WANNA! HE'S SUCH A JUSTIN BIEBER!
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Something Usher threw up when he had a hangover. It started making weird noises that resembled the English language, so he decided to train it, and put it on display at a local museum. Everyone loved the noises it made, so it started going on tour and getting pussy from 10-13 year old girls. After one fateful concert, a 46 year old man sporting a shirt that stated"I'm not gay, i'm fabulous!" asked what it's name was.
Usher thought.
And thought.
And thought some more until he started to get a major orgasm, and spurted out "Justing Bieber!"
This is the truth.
Person 1: HAV YOU HEARD OF JUSTIN BIEBER YET?!?!?
Person 2: Regrettably, yes.
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