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Also known as Moctezuma's Revenge, the correct, authentic meaning of "Montezuma's Revenge" regards the effects produced by the seasoned spicy Mexican food on foreigners, ranging from the effect of an unaccustomed, non connoisseur palate to chilli, to the stomachal consequences caused by the Mexican food. It has nothing to do with the concept of a developed country versus a developing country and not with their hygienic habits. The latter two terms are derogatory and rather seek to disqualify.
"Montezuma's Revenge" is not a disease. It is a "bad moment" that happens when a foreigner has never tasted chili or spicy food.
Its origin comes from Moctezuma, the mexica emperor who met the spaniards, as he now gets revenge on the foreigners (mainly whites, because spaniards are white) for destroying his people.
I put too much salsa on my tacos and now I have Montezuma's Revenge.
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Ordinary Revenge is seducing your enemy's woman. Sweet Revenge is seducing your enemy's woman and discovering she's a lousy lay!
"I seduced my boss's drunk-ass wife at the Christmas party, screwed her on his desk, and discovered she's as passionate as a barn door! Sweet Revenge!!
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Having diarrhea from eating Italian food. This is usually caused from Italian restaurants not run by Italians.
Named for Benito Mussolini, the dictator of Fascist Italy, and a pun on Montezuma's Revenge, the result of eating bad Mexican food.
I know I should have said something to the waiter when my ravioli came out cold, now I have Mussolini's revenge.
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After a break up, you have intercourse with your pet parrot that mutters all the profanities your ex did before they left.
Ughhh birdie you feel so good-receiver
“Shut up you cum dumpster squak “ -Parrot Revenge
The consequence of enjoying a delicious meal at the Mexican restaurant La Taqueria. This usually includes diarrhea.
Get home quick, I feel Taqueria's Revenge, those nachos aren't agreeing with my stomach.
The act when a girl or guy yanks your balls and/or junk so hard after spewing on their eye; mostly intentionally.
Peter: Damn, Ouch! Why did you yank so hard, baby?
Mercy: Mercy's Revenge, bro! Cause you spewed your love juice in my eye, Yerk!
The act of closely tailgating another motorist in retaliation to what the driver would consider an offensive traffic maneuver.
Revenge riding can be performed with or without the participating cars headlights set to high beams.
I passed this dude who was going 55 and he started revenge riding me all the way down the interstate.