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Israeled

Being falsely accused of "theft" because someone else wants what you rightfully own. Or being falsely accused of "genocide" for defending yourself when attacked.

"I bought the house and moved in. The former tenants Israeled me, falsely accusing me of stealing my own house. They tried to murder my family to steal it from us, and complained when we fought back."

by MathProf December 28, 2023

49πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

When you come back home and someone has taken and ruined it, so you get in, start to fix the place up, and they keep attacking you for it, so you fight back and consistently win.

Jewish people returning to their native homeland, to provide a shelter for world Jews and rehabilitate the land from centuries of abuse at the hands of Roman and Arab colonialists.

When you invite your neighbors to coexist peacefully but have to defend yourself by any means necessary because neighbor continues their genocidal aggression.

Are you ok?
Yeah...I just got Israeled, but I'll be aright. I just need to practice more self-defense for the next time they try.
Why? Need help?
Yeah, I do. I'm surrounded by jihadist neighbors.

by breathyful January 28, 2024

99πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


israeled

When the Israeli Occupation Force (IOF) Apache helicopters shower your friends in bullets and fire missiles at your car while fleeing a music festival because they're ordered to 'shoot at everything' because they don't know who is a terrorist.

Damn dude, you're burnt to a crisp inside your car, you got Israeled hard!

by I got israeled November 21, 2023

32πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


israeled

When the Israeli Occupation Force (IOF) Apache helicopters shower your friends in bullets and fire missiles at your car while fleeing a music festival because they're ordered to 'shoot at everything' because they don't know who is a terrorist.

Damn dude, you're burnt to a crisp inside your car, you got israeled hard!

by I got israeled November 21, 2023

53πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

Fooled. Lied to. Scammed.

All they show us are propaganda. Don’t be fooled by them. Don’t be Israeled

by EndZionism December 15, 2023

86πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

The ability to help the world with inventions that the world needs such as navigation, cell phones, medical help including medicine, etc. All of this done while maintaining democracy.

You allowed me to stop using landline by inventing the cell phone? You israeled it

by ChosenToFightAlternativeFacts December 27, 2023

52πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Israeled

The process of taking back what's yours since its creation

Jews Israeled Israel.

by AIZAIZ January 8, 2024

80πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž