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The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.
That girl was so hot, I had to go home and start bed-posting to her image.
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To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.
Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.
Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.
Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.
Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.
Australia Post is an Australian company that was founded on the 25th of April 1809.
Australia Post has made it their mission to ensure a nationwide cuckening of Australian Deliveries.
These days, Australia Post specialise in such things as slow deliveries, lost parcels as well as claiming every resident is not home when they do deliveries.
I ordered something from Sydney and it took 3 weeks to arrive, I guess I shouldn't have picked Australia Post.
I thought that Australia Post would be a great delivery service until they lost my packages.
I was standing right next to my letter box when Australia Post drove passed and threw my parcel out the window.
A new thread on an online forum that addresses a specific person, company, or entity, instead of the whole forum. In other words, using a forum like it's public email, usually with the intention of trying to call someone out publicly, and/or suck others into the piddler's drama.
on a forum:
user1: "Hey Steve Jobs! When are you going to release a macbook with a real video card? This is my THIRD post here on Apple forums and you STILL haven't responded".
user2: "Dude, like he's really going to reply to you, stop piddling"
On a forum:
Post Title: "Yo! Listen up EA Games! I have some ideas for you idiots that will save your company"
Reply to post: "Hey, you know the rules: no piddling posts"
On a forum:
Post Title: "You suck sgt_pwnage69! Read this!".
Reply to post: "stop being a piddler and send him a PM"
The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.
"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
Shitposting centered around 5717 Pasinetti St Fife Washington and all the delicious domino's pizza sent to it.
I can't stop pasinetti posting after ordering some pizza.