Daisy Dukes

Extremely short and revealing shorts

Nice legs, Daisy Dukes, makes a man go *whoo, whoo*

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duke's mixture

An assemblage of items that are loosely related. Generally considered to be nearly random in composition. The items grouped together are often odd, uncommon, greatly varied, and/or represent nearly every conceivable combination imaginable.

I ordered a packet of wildflower seeds. It was a "duke's mixture" of flowering plants. There were 45 different kinds of seeds in it, and the only thing they had in common was that they all bloomed.

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Duke University

Gorgeous campus with beautiful Southern weather. Pretty preppy in terms of style, with a handful of alternative/theatrical types.

Named #2 douchiest school by GQ magazine in 2009. Not an entirely unrealistic assessment of this school full of frat star and wannabe frat star boys (who aren't as smooth or desirable as they think they are), insecure brainy women who are obsessed with the elliptical machines, and asians who stay in the library till 4 am doing orgo. So many asians. You either hang out with all asians, or you do your own thing with people of all races and avoid the cultural bubble on campus. Same with blacks--you're either with the BSA crowd and go to black parties, or you're on your own in the social scene. Greek life is a big deal until you're a sophomore, and then no one cares after that. Guys and girls don't date often here; the get-schwasted-and-hook-up culture is prevalent.

Everyone goes to Myrtle for the end of the year trip. You go to tailgate if you're an alcoholic in the making, and you tent if you're a basketball fanatic/engineer/not in a frat.

Everyone starts out premed, then a good handful switch into humanities courses to get straight As.

We like to party, then study, then party some more and do it all over again. Pounding beers until you pass out, then waking up the next morning at 8 am to hit the gym and write a term paper is pretty typical for a Dukie.

He's goes to Duke University? Must have been a socially awkward high achiever in high school who drank alcohol for the first time during orientation week.

Is that a Duke student dancing in the Shooter's cage?

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Drop a duke

To take a shit, usually an especially large one at that.

Every morning I drop a duke, eat cereal, then shower.

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The Duke Difference

When something is so good that you would only find it at Duke University.

"Why is there mold growing in my A-C unit?"

"That's the Duke Difference!"

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Duke depp

The husband of fckmewilly_wonka on tiktok

Person 1:Whos duke depp???
Person 2: Fckmewilly_wonkaś Husband ofc

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hyper duke

When you really have to shit but don't have the time to relax and enjoy it, so you push it out as fast as possible, in an effort to get back to your day.

I had to shit really bad, but Rick and Morty was about to come on, so I had to make it a Hyper Duke