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The Call of Duty Cycle

A cycle used to describe how the Call of Duty community works, how they spend their money, and how they reminisce of the old games they played that they once called the worst game in history.
Step 1: Person buys the newest Call of Duty game for $60
Step 2: Person plays the game for 6 months MAXIMUM
Step 3: Person starts to say how much a piece of shit the game they bought was
Step 4: Person complains on community forums
Step 5: Person reminisces about the last Call of Duty game they bought, the ones before it, and states how good they were.
Step 6: Person waits for the next game, in large hopes that the newest game in the franchise will be better than the last.
Step 7: Repeat.

Person: Dude. For the past years, I realized how much of a crappy title Call of Duty is. I spend around $120 a year plus DLC, rage about how unfinished the game is, and always say how the old games were better. No more of this nonsense! I'm going to get myself a girlfriend, have passionate sex with her, and get my life back on track!

Nosrep: Holy Crap. I think you're the first person I've ever seen exit The Call of Duty Cycle.

by X3n0 April 26, 2013

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MAN-strual Cycle

The definition of Man-strual Cycle is when a man acts snooty, bossy, or emo right out of the blue.
Another form of the word is weiriod (weer-ee-ud), much like the word period, but for a man. A man's weiriod happens when a man has a flashback of when he first hit puberty. This flashback will trigger very strong emotions that cause the MAN-strual cycle.

Joe: "Why is Tray acting so weird?"
Blake: "I don't know but I think he has his weiriod today..."
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Mother: "Tray! I told you ten minutes ago to bring me your dirty laundry!!!"
Tray: "Ugh, Mom, why are you yelling at me? I hate you! You never told me to bring you my laundryyyyy!"
Father:"What is with Tray today, Cheryl?"
Mother: "I have a feeling he just got his man-strual cycle for the first time..."
Tray: "I'm not deaf, Mom and Dad! Talk about this SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!"
Father: "Woah there, Tray, I have been thinking about talking about the birds and the bees for a long time. You need to know that when..."

by DelaneyMayMay February 8, 2015

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Monthly Duty Cycle

An absolute lie about how many pages your printer can print in a month. Take this number, divide it by 20, and that's what you can actually print per month without destroying your printer.

Pat: Our new printer has a Monthly Duty Cycle of 300,000 pages!

Pedro: So we can print what, 500 pages a day?

by Sotally October 14, 2009

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suck my cycle

suck my cock

I love it wen Anna kournikova sucks my cycle

by Adam (PIMP) August 26, 2003

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2.6 hog cycle

A deck in the popular mobile game Clash Royale that is only used by giga-chads and hated on by 5.4 gay fag cycle bozos who can't defend it.

Person 1: Katie is so hot
Person 2: I heard she is dating Chad
Person 1: Of course, he uses 2.6 hog cycle

by Joemamaman November 12, 2021

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social networking sites cycle

The cycle (usually once or twice a day) of checking all social networking sites that you are registered to usually to reply, respond, and be up-to-date of things.

John went on a social networking sites cycle, checking his Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and MySpace only to find out that he had no new messages.

by Chris's_Zen May 5, 2013

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teens on a bi-cycle

an lgbtq server that is the horniest environment ever and has like a thousand people just being horny af. its great

person 1 i just joined teens on a bi-cycle discord server, its horny af
person 2(member of teens on a bi-cycle) uwu what do you mean its not horny at all *nuzzles bulgy wulgy*

by save me from this horny hell January 12, 2021

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