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When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her
Girl: I want kids.
Guy: No
Girl: please
Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.
Girl: how’s that?
Guy: Apple pie style:)
When Beau goes through the McDonalds Drive through
Friend 1: Beau what do you want?
Beau: ....An apple pie
You know the thing everybody learned to make in quarantine
Apple pie
(Ps you have a small pp)
The type of food you’d rather eat than a carrot cake after smashing your opponent in boxing.
“That guy made me hungry for apple pie after that nightmare of a boxing night!”
Mixed drink. A splendid mixture of bourbon (gentlemanly), apple pie moonshine (pie), ice and a splash of water.
To impress the ladies and get their pie, gentlemen should order a "gentleman's pie".
A very bizarre sex move were a person feels sexually aroused by farmyard animals sitting on them and laying waste on there stomaches or chest.
"O my god what are u making that horse do to u". Steven said. "O Steven its ok it called a shepperd pie" said Roger.
dj pie is the one true god
joe:hey bro what religon are you
dave: i'm christian
joe: screw you, we all know that dj pie is the one true god