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Former U.S. president whose cum stains are all over the floor of the Oval Office from when he banged Monica Lewinsky.
Me: Bill, why would you do Monica Lewinsky? Don't you have any good taste in women?
Bill Clinton: Well, she's an upgrade from Hillary!
When you make a decision that seems good at the time, but then later it bites you in the ass.
Variations: Hillary, HRC, Rodham (the latter said with pretentious British accent)
Or, past-tense: Hillary'd, HRC'd, Rodham'd
1. Wow, eating that quesadilla for breakfast with El Chapo was probably the most HRC thing I've ever done. Now I've got the shits and this prison cell is tiny.
2. It was nice letting the car warm up in the garage, but I came out of a coma a week later from Carbon Monoxide poisoning and am bankrupt from my medical bills. I should've voted for universal healthcare. I guess I really Hillary Clinton'd this one.
3. It's so *Rodham* to support spontaneous international military action.
4. I probably could've saved my family from the house fire, but I HRC'd out of there as fast as I could.
Hopefully the next president, because ANYTHING is better than a republican.
I'd vote for Hillary Clinton. In fact, if it meant getting these asshole Republicans out of power, I'd vote for a hard-boiled egg with a face drawn on it.
DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!!
Bill Clinton: "I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"
a good president, possibly one of the smartest presidents, along with Woodrow Wilson, but he wasn't perfect, therefore he was worthy of impeachment in Republican eyes. If you ask me, the fact that they had to resort to getting into his personal life proves that they had nothing on him as far as how he did his job as president
Bill Clinton tried to open up the military to gays and lesbians, but he suffered a backlash from homophobic republicans and had to settle for "don't ask, don't tell"
Giving the look of professionalism with a hint of "I want to penetrate your holes," in your eyes.
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