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What many pilots call Chicago Midway International airport due to its short runways the pilots must immediately apply the breaks in order to safely stop.
"Wow, I just went right forward on that landing! That's Chicago Skid-way for ya!"
This is someone of jewish descent that has screwed a hard
working man or woman out of their money.
This is a much older expression that is not widely used but should be given the current state of the economy.
that skid nose jew bernie madoff got what he deserved!
Now if they lock up the greedy skid nose jew bankers,that would make
my day!
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When a skid talks about people and calls them skids when they are just ignoring the fact that they are just as grungy. Also, a person who calls themselves a nonconformist when they are just given themselves a different name with the same definition.
Paul: "Bryan is such a skid, look at his greasy hair."
Eric: "Dude, your hair is greasy as fuck too. You're in total skid denial."
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Cockney Rhyming slang (Cockney=Amusing London Dialect, for all you thick arse americans...That's LONDON...ENGLAND...understand?). Commonly accepted to mean a person of the jewish faith. Derivation follows from 'four wheel skid' = 'Yid' = Yiddisher' = person of the jewish faith. Also called 'four wheeler'.
Presumably in the modern age it is only a matter of time before they are called 4x4 incidents!
"Did you know that Heimi over there was a four wheel skid?"
"No, I knew he was a tight bastard, but I just thought he came from Bedford"
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A skid, who is a rat and a goof. Somebody who hangs out with losers...you know, the loser group of people where there's so many losers they feel extreme, but are actually skids because they smoke butts and have pimples...and they're jealous of your ultimate coolness, so they rat you out to police. Thus enabling you to call them a goof. Might not actually be a child fucking goof, but the next worse thing.
It's your best friend's bday and you go out to the bar, even though you are on probation and have a court order against it. You see a skid rat goof in the bar and ignore them as they're obviously way below your pimp status. While you're stumbling back to your place at 4am that morning, the cops pick you up because they had an "anonymous tip" that your drunk ass was out on the street.
You: "That fucking skid rat goof!"
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Boarding on one's own skidmarks.
You take a bunch of fresh skidmarks from your shorts and smear them on the sidewalk. Then you take a board, get a running start, and hop on the board as you slide upon your skidmarks.
"Damn! Did you see my homie straight up just beat the skid-boarding world record for longest skid-board?"
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person who hasn't been taught the basics of bowel control. Usually a member of the liberal party of Australia and accidental prime minister.
Oh mate I think I pulled a skid mark scotty.... oh no shouldn't have got on the piss last night