Sig Pi

Glow stick, spiked bleach blonde hair, drug using, coke snorting, lying homosexuals dying to get a piece of that 10 year old ass.

Nice afro fag, keep dancing and taking that extacy you poster boy of a Sig Pi, you.

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Bra-Pi

Japanese portmanteau of the name Brad Pitt. (pronounced 'brappy')

woman: Bra-Pi wa sugoi kakui desu-ne?
man: I don't speak Japanese.

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pi phi

This is the greek phrase for bitch club.

All these Pi Phi's be makin my penis soft.

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High Pi

It is similar to giving a high five except instead of putting two hands together, one finger is put across another person's two fingers, forming the mathematical pi symbol.

You did so well on th math test, the teacher gave you a high pi.

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Masked by Pi

When a formula looks more complex than it is because it contains the constant π, whose sight or sound often frightens those who suffer from math anxiety.

Guesstimate how many mature students worldwide are reluctant to sign up for short math or statistics courses to upgrade themselves, because they are masked by pi.

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Porky Pies

Noun. porky pie (plural porky pies) (Cockney rhyming slang, chiefly in the plural) Lie (false statement).

Jason: I met Santa-Satan
KASON: NO WAYYYY!!!
BlaySon: no u didn’t he die
Jason: oh
EveryOne: PORKY PIE PORKY PIEs DIE DIE DIE

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Pi Politics

The use of different values for the irrational number π to poke fun at the differing polarized views parroted by mostly hypothetical or morally bankrupt politicians in the land of senseless deaths, which occur practically every day due to zero public ban on guns.

An example of pi politics among ultra-MAGA voters is:

Trump: π = 22/7 (because it is the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of any circle).

Pence: π = 3 (because the Bible tells me so).

DeSantis: π = x, where x is awaiting final approval by “woke” censors.

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