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Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
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the man with the magic pretzel
hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!
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A person who is currently scheming to take over the world or has already succeded in doing so.
It originated early in the 21st century when a young boy in Southern California had successfuly persuaded his friends to convert to a religion founded by him called: Shanism. The current ruling party is The Imperial Republic
Ohh man, you are starting to act like a Pretzel Stx 21 bro!
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When a girl has to take a shit and you have anal
Bro did u here about that girl that chocolate covered pretzeled ,it was nasty she put it on the hub
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A party mix containing Nacho Doritos, Cool Ranch Doritos, pretzels and popcorn. Made by Rhett McLaughlin of GMM
I’m taking a trip to Double Dorito Pretzel Town
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This move here is only for the profesional seasoned and limberist of veteran masterbaters....first you start by putting both legs behind your neck interlocking your ankles..or one leg and one arm to hold the leg..forming a pretzel shape (hence the first part of the name).. now wit your free hand or your best cock beater reach around your ass and grab your man meat backwards bending it down holding it as you would a pistol (mating the pretzel and the pistol to intergrate one move) now according to personal preferance you can fire your pistol in one shot one kill, semi-automatic, or go taliban style which is full-automatic..you can also play sniper by trying to aim you load into your own asshole using a mirror as your pistol scope : )
Standard masterbation was not getting me off like befor so I decided to fire off my goo bazooka and use the "personal pretzel pistol gripper" to create new and unusual sensations
General expression of irritation
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!
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