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A sunburnt white person, who looks out of place in sunny climes.
Check out the old boiled prawn at the bus-stop. She's going to get sunstroke and die any moment now.
An exclamation to notify someone that they have done something really stupid
If something has done something truly stupid and uncalled for, like setting a church with people inside on fire, you'd say.
"OH MAH GAWD, FREDDY! DARN IT, THAT'S LIKE BOILING FLOWERS IN THE WING!"
A large puss boil typically found on the tip of a small mexican penis. Typically difficult when attempting to fornicate, because the boil is larger than the penis, and because the boil has a tendency to drain when the penis is erect. The attempt to fornicate while carrying the obcena boil can transfer into the partner, male or female. If a female has any sign of an obcena boil she must seek medical help immediately!
Not resulting to do so will cause her asshole to rot from the inside out and anal leakage will seep into her vagina hole. Thus creating a shameful and forever active Alabama Hot Pocket.
Warning! Deadly!
"Did you nail that chick last night?"
"No dude, she looked at my obcena boil and she puked on my mom's tits."
This is in reference to a legend in the Dark Age of Camelot community. The player took on the form Boiled Ham late in his gaming career.
Boy - “Omg look it’s Boiled Ham!
Girl - “My panties are soaked right now”.
Boy - “Mine too”.
Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond means literally fuck all. Use it in response to an awkward silence, a queef or to your nan!
Came about when me n my best mate were high watching Kitchen Nightmares, "Deluded Chef BOILS a Burger!" and I smashed the phrase "Big Bond themes" from Peep Show with "boiled burgers" and out came Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond.
Nikieta: *Queefs*
Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond..
My nan: Hello!
Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond!
Group of people: *silence*
Me: Big Burgers Big Boiled Bond.
To boil a little while like vegetables or chicken or potatoes is to par boil.
Scones that are boiled in grass water with essence of old grass fumes
Did you try the boiled scones? Charboiled?