Sig Pi

Glow stick, spiked bleach blonde hair, drug using, coke snorting, lying homosexuals dying to get a piece of that 10 year old ass.

Nice afro fag, keep dancing and taking that extacy you poster boy of a Sig Pi, you.

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Bra-Pi

Japanese portmanteau of the name Brad Pitt. (pronounced 'brappy')

woman: Bra-Pi wa sugoi kakui desu-ne?
man: I don't speak Japanese.

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pi phi

This is the greek phrase for bitch club.

All these Pi Phi's be makin my penis soft.

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High Pi

It is similar to giving a high five except instead of putting two hands together, one finger is put across another person's two fingers, forming the mathematical pi symbol.

You did so well on th math test, the teacher gave you a high pi.

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Pi Dance

When the three parts that make up the number π decide to perform a Michael Jackson’s moonwalk in front of a geeky audience.

With three permissible orientations of the legs (/, |, \), show that there are at most six possible movements of the pi dance.

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Pi Poop

Mean or shitty statements uttered at the number π by other constants, or by some real and imaginary numbers, that are numerically or symbolically envious or jealous of her popularity or fame in many branches of mathematics.

“Pi is a chameleon that changes its value according to the situation she is in to appear ever useful.” or “π is an overrated irrational number that has bedeviled so many vain mathematicians, who have spent much of their working lives misusing obscene amounts of computer power to reveal as many digits of hers as possible.” or “Pi wants to be selfishly associated with the circle, which is arguably the most beautiful curve in mathematics.” Are these rantings mere pi poop to discredit the most beloved constant in mathematics?

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Porky Pies

Noun. porky pie (plural porky pies) (Cockney rhyming slang, chiefly in the plural) Lie (false statement).

Jason: I met Santa-Satan
KASON: NO WAYYYY!!!
BlaySon: no u didn’t he die
Jason: oh
EveryOne: PORKY PIE PORKY PIEs DIE DIE DIE

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