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when a girl and a guy go at it with a penius and a vagina. usually.
me and my boyfriend were talking dirty on the fone. so we decided he would come to my house to swim and do that stuff. so he comes to my house and we imidiatly start kissing. so he takes off my top and bottoms and sucks on my nipples. i let out a little groan. so i go underwater and take his shorts off. and i say get on the ladder. he does so his dick is rock hard now and he is up in the air. so i blow him with a intensity and he is groanin and then cums in my mouth. i swallow all of it and kiss his penis and blow on it. he shudders and says please what can i do for you. all i say is get inside me big boy. so he is rubbin around my clit and puts it inside me. hes @ it and kissing me and hes squeezing my boobs and then i orgasm and he does as well so then i say come upstairs with me. so we get out of the pool and collect our suits and put towels on and go up to the house. so i grab his hand and pull him into my bathroom. i take him in the shower and drop my towel. he is just starring @ me in awe of my body. so i take his towel off him and turn the water on hot. he says for me to lay down and spread my legs. i do and he gets down and eats me out. then i get out wash his cum off me. and we go to my bed room. i lay down soaking wet and say fuck me. he does this for 3 hours. then he had to get dressed and go home. he cumed for me 5 times and i orgasmed 6 times. it was the best sex ever!
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A word that makes 4th graders laugh because theyre just learning about it, later they dont laugh at sex then laugh at masturbation.
Guy 1: Sex
4th grader: hahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SEEXXX HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! *pees pants*
*1 year later*
Guy 1: Masturbate
4th grader now turned 5th grade: HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MASTURbATE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *pees pants*
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10% Luck
20% Skill
15% Concentrated Viagra Pills
5% Pleasure
50% Pain
100% Reason not to get married.
"Attention students: According to a national survey, Sex is considered to be physical activity. The Sex varsity team will be taking tryouts tomorrow from 3:30 pm to 12:00 am. That is all."
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well remember when you saw your mom and dad wrestling on their honeymoon... well yeah thats it
scared child 1:SEX!They told me they were wrestling... *sob*
scared child 2:Its okay man, it's all over now
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n. A moderately pleasurable activity that human beings, especially males, go to extremely ridiculous lengths to achieve for any period of time.
I don't think all the drama was worth a couple hours of halfway decent sex per week.
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This meaning varies for which side of the sex you are on.
Woman: To make sweet passionate love to your soul mate. Elevating each other's bodily experiences to a new level.
Man: What to do when your not watching sports.
Woman: "Let's complete each other darling. I want to caress you with all my love."
Man: "Let's make fucky"
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