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Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."
"Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"
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A convenient rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Widely referred to and used, the rule has merit for usefulness. The full version states: "if you halve your years then add seven, you'll have the youngest decent age for a partner; if you double your years then subtract seven, you'll have the oldest decent age for a partner".
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.
26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.
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if shes gonna masterbate, the mic must be off if your mic is off. Equal rights, Equal fights and its simple
Girl: I am so horny, imma go mute and do smt rq
Man: "rule 18 for voice calls", BRO U CAN'T MUTE
Girl: Your right, I won't mute then
There are two elements which comprise the "Fantasy Football Fair Trade Rule"
When we look at a trade, we should (1) assess whether both teams benefit from the trade and we should (2) assess whether the trade is so unfair that it unfairly compromises the integrity of the league.
We need not look to element #2 if the trade does not satisfy element #1.
Explanation of Element #1.
Simply consider, do both teams benefit from the trade. Note: Element #1 does not contemplate whether one team has benefited more than another.
In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade (perks of being commissioner).
We need not look to Element #2 if the trade terms do not satisfy Element #1. If Element #1 is not satisfied, the trade is vetoed.
Explanation of Element #2:
A trade may unequally favor one trading party over the other (often this is the case), however, a trade MAY NOT unfairly prejudice the integrity of the league.
We look at whether the trade would - if executed - cause an unfair advantage to either of the parties involved in the trade.
In the likely event of disagreement on this point, the issue is put to a vote. Majority Wins. Tie is broken by commissioner vote, even if commissioner is involved in the trade.
If Element #2 is not met, the trade is vetoed.
If Element #2 is met, and all parties have voted, then the trade is processed.
FANTASY FOOTBALL FAIR TRADE RULE ELEMENTS:
To Satisfy Element #1.
HYPOS:
1. Team X & Team Z trade. Both teams are made better. Element #1 is satisfied.
2. Team X & Team Z trade. X is made better but Z remains the same. Element#1 is not satisfied.
3. Team X & Team Z trade. Both are made worse. Element #1 is not satisfied.
To Satisfy Element #2:
HYPOS:
1. Team X & Team Z both improve their teams via trade. Team X receives slightly better value than Z. Element #2 is likely satisfied (subject to vote).
2. Same facts, but Team X receives much better value than Z. Element #2 is likely not met (subject to vote).
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A mathematical equation used to find the youngest age a person can date without being considered a disgusting, cradle robbing freak. (A/2)-7=Y, where A is your age and Y is the youngest you should date.
Conversely the rule can be inverted to find the oldest age a person should date. 2(A-7)=O, where A is your age and O is the oldest you should date.
John is 26 and dating a 20 year old named Kate, (26/2)+7=20. Their relationship satisfies the half your age plus 7 rule.
Kate is 20 and dating a 26 year old named John. 2(20-7)=26. This relationships satisfies the inverse of the half your age plus seven rule.
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May 15th There will be a fight at LSIA
Rep purple alien gang o green alien gang
other gangs are not allowed to participate in the fight for domination of all of Los Santos.
Rules.
Baseball Bats ONLY NO GUNS because that’s puss shit MELEE FIGHT WITH BASEBALL BATS
NO GUNS
BASEBALL BATS REPEAT BASEBALL BATS
if you’re broke for a 300k alien suit then just wear the colors you gonna rep for the fight .
pull up in your colored car
Pull up
PUROLE GANG OR GREEN GANG
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GTA Purple Vs Green Alien Gangs Rule
bro : bro what are you?
other bro: i’m purple gang wbu
bro: i’m green...
other bro: fuck you then bitch ass green we setting this may 15th at LSIA pussy ass green
bro: aight bitch ass purple goof fucker
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