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an american who is not necessarily obese, but will binge out on a shitload of food, usually at large events or gatherings.
Person 1: "Woah, that International Dinner was so great! I ate so much food that I almost threw up!"
Person 2: "Fatass American!"
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An american who is ignorant of things outside their country, and quite often ignorant of what goes on inside it too. Media manipulation?, ignorance is bliss!!
NOTE: not all americans are ignorant, every country suffers from the problem, the main problem is when the ignorant american also happens to be a loud american, which compounds the problem and lets others (usually a lot) know of their affliction. Often will carry on about how america saved the world in wwII, but forgets to mention the reason why the majority of troops involved in the d-day landings were american- the allies had been fighting the war for more than a few years and had run out of men!
I heard an ignorant american once ask "what country is europe in?"
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someone whose ethnicity and/or race is so mixed one cannot determine his/her ethnic or racial background is through visual observation
My father is half-black and half-Italian and my mother is half-Chinese and half-Cherokee.
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A term used to describe those of urban ancestry who do not believe that using fresh vegetables or herbs in cooked dishes constitutes seasoning. If there are not enough powdered dried herbs to make the dish have a grainy consistency, then it would be considered "unseasoned", despite the fresh vegetables and herbs often being the same herbs that the group of people would use in powdered form. Often used in conjunction with unwashed chicken, a practice involving lathering a raw chicken in dish soap.
Synonymous with Basketball Americans and Urban Youth.
Shaqueesha: Why you wypipo never seasun yo chicken? And why you ain't warshing it?
Marie: It has fresh garlic, onions, and bell peppers in the pan with it..
Shaqueesha: Shiieeet, that ain't no seasuning!
Marie: Fucking Seasoning Americans..
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American Dad is a show by Seth McFarlane, who is also well-known for creating Family Guy. Unlike the latter, American Dad is a well-written, satirical comedy for politically conscience people. If you don't have a certain degree of intelligence, it's unlikely you'll really grasp the humor used in the show.
Family Guy fan-boys are notorious for bashing American Dad due it being non-repetitive.
Although one may not like the show, it's hilarity can't be denied.
Family Guy fan: "DUDE! American Dad is SO lame!"
American Dad fan: "Go crawl back under your rock fan-boy!"
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American shows which take great inspiration from anime. These are shows like Avatar the Last Air Bender, The Legend of Korra, Samurai Jack, Voltron Legendary defender's and other like them. These shows are often under debate if to be considered anime.
Avatar the Last Air Bender is american anime.
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The smallest dick in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. The american dick is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity.
The american porn industry is responsible for brainwashing americans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 american with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for americans). And for every 1 american with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the american man.
Black girl: Damn that white boy look like tom cruise!
White girl: But his dick look like a piece of tic-tac
Black girl: Nvm LOL
White guy at the store: Hi, give me a pack of lights and that pack of tic-tacs
White girl behind the counter: You already have a tic-tac in your pants. -laughs-
White guy: Hey fuck you. It's 2 inches, tic-tac is 2 centimeter!
White girl: Ummm...
American Rednecks have the smallest penises in the americas and in the world.
Do not confuse 'american dick' with blacks, asians, latinos, for 'american dick' refers to 'white dick'.
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