not having any

refusing to accept, rejecting

I was not having any of her rumors that I was lying to them.

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having kittens

v. To be excited or surprised
by an event.
v. To physically give birth to a litter of kittens.

Troy, you got the new heated condoms? I'm simply having kittens!

Aww, the mother cat is simply having kittens!

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have a go

to do something that will get you funked up, or to take some of that prime shit.

"have a go at that bottle one time kid"

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have pronouns

As you browse your twitter feed, and stumble upon someone being outraged about something that appears rather innocuous. You check the twitter profile of some insane NPC or SJW of a random outrage brigade, to detect if they have gender pronouns in their profile description. If they do, they "have pronouns", and of course they are to be mocked and ignored. Usually they have random blue wave icons as their display name also.

NPC tweet: THAT's WHY HE IS NOT MY PRESIDENT!!!1
Normie tweet: Why does everyone who is offended have pronouns?
NPC tweet: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!!!!!!!!!!! *outrage*

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Have a day

1. Sophisticated equivalent to "Doh!"
2. A neutral way of greeting someone.

"Wow, you got an F on that test man."
"Have a day."

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Have a cry

When someone is bitching about a small thing and is getting easily mad

Person 1:omg jai your so annoying
Person 2: stfu and have a cry

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having a thing

Having a thing with a person (a none strict relationship) means that you can each like each other but have no guidelines. Therefore you are dating but not so you can go do other sexual thing with different people and not get in trouble with the other person.

Me and Kyle are having a thing but we still mess with other people.

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