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The acting of hitting on ugly/wretched people for the sake of getting a date and avoid being alone on February 14.
Friend 1: Why is Drew hitting on that midget?
Friend 2: He has Valentine's day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.
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A grading system that is starting to be adopted by high schools. Basically, homework doesn't count, only tests. Supposedly it is to prepare students for college, but it just results in failing grades. Seriously, this system is stupid. Even honor roll students are failing.
Guy 1: I'm failing Algebra 2. I missed one question on my test and my grade dropped from a B to a D. I hate Standards Based Grading.
Guy 2: You and everyone else.
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A person who likes to have one night stands on weekends. Can work for both guys and girls, and usually involves sex with no strings attached.
Jess: "Where's Janie tonight?"
Anna: "She's out having a one night standard with a frat."
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The soap used by all the Horde for everything, ever.
"I need to scrub my neurons. Quick, pass me the Standard Horde Soap!"
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The Standardized Dick Measurement.
The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.
First Have the guy clinch a Fist.
Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.
Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.
Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.
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Standard Supermodel Measurement or SSM is a unit of mass, equivalent to approximately 55 pounds or 25 kilograms. Often abbreviated to 'supermodel(s)' in conversation for convenience.
Dude, I've been on a kick-ass diet the last few months- I lost one and a quarter supermodels!
The guys at the gym laugh at me because I can only bench two standard supermodel measurements.
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The time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. Repeat cycle.
The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.
Best Friend: So why were you still online at two am?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)
Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?