Facebook-Owned

When a friend screenshots your wall-to-wall and/or aim chat and posts it on your wall and tags you in the post

I totally Facebook-Owned my brother when he admitted to being gay in our aim conversation.

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Self-own

From the slang own: to own self.

As soon as Bill pushed the button, a hundred-ton weight fell from the sky and hit him on the head. "Ha! Bill got self-owned!" said Joe.

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finger own

the act of walking somewhere with lots of people and pointing at random people and saying "OHHHHH!"

N/A...mother fucker i'll bitchidick you a new facedick! bitch! then i'll finger own you, then i'll tell you about a porcupine's balls! they're small! and they don't give a shit!

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Cock-owned

The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.

Damn Heather, can't believe you are doing Matt's dishes, cock-owned!

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testoster-own

When a male "owns" or "pwns" a female in something feminine; such as braiding hair, painting fingernails, or buying clothes.

"Yeah right, he will not do a better job than her in straightening hair.....oh gosh! He's going to testoster-own her!

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Mc Owned

Mc Owned. Another way of saying Owned. or Pwned.

Hahaha that bitch in CS:S Got Mc Owned!

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owned and left

When a player gets owned in an online first-person shooter game (such as CoD), then makes lots of excuses and leaves.

-Vasily killed RandomNoob
RandomNoob: "OMFG Vasily you camping lagger, stop camping!"
-Vasily killed RandomNoob
RandomNoob: "laaaaaaaaag"
-Vasily killed RandomNoob
RandomNoob has left the server.
Vasily: "owned and left".

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