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Another term for bowel movement, typically used when the BM will be large or unusual.
“That Taco Bell went right through me, I’m gonna need to spread hole when I get home!”
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(v.) the act of walking between two people, predominantly couples, while these said peoples are in the act of holding hands.
While walking down the street, you see a young couple holding hands. Since you are a beast, you decide to walk between the couple and break their hand holding party.
Victim: "Hey man what the hell!?"
"BS"er: " Sorry dude, just doin my job of busting spread all over the world."
Victim (under his breath):"That guy is awesome."
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When someone is a douchebag so they spread their legs so wide and take up so much space aka SJJ
Me: SJJ you man spread the whole car ride to Tennessee. Please stop I’m begging you.
SJJ: Idc lmao
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lambmeat/rack of lamb fancifully prepared with all the trimmings
"I shot dread in the head, took the bread n the lamb spread"
-Notorious B.I.G.
freestyle onstage-Madison Square Garden
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When trading options, a wide spread between the bid and ask doesn't let you enter/exit a position at a decent price.
M was trading WYNN calls but lost $75 -- got spread fucked.
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Spooning with a difference. A spread spoon is 1 leg straight and 1 bent, your partner would have 1 straight and the bent leg would be wedged between the cheeks of your ass.
I can't wait to get to bed and spread spoon with u. Other... Marking territory for the night with the spread spoon. I'll take ur eyes out bitch, this is my patch! :)
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If a man is urinating under normal circumstances the urine leaves in a straight line, which makes it very easy to aim. However it can happen, after rough nights, that this flow is not a perfect line but rather a shotgun spread, meaning the flow goes everywhere but the intended target area.
"Sorry it took me so long on the bathroom. I had to clean up after I enjoyed a shotgun spread."
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