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To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.
My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.
When you’re doing a chick from behind and shove her face in a cake(preferably chocolate) and she eats the cake while face shoved in, then jizz all over her cake ridden face.
My lady said she wanted dessert so I gave her a Betty Cocker.
She’s a bad bitch, but also very sweet. Betty-Lou is the kind of person who is friends with anyone, those unfortunate enough to not know her, wish they did because everyone else is constantly talking about how amazing she is. Not only does she have a great personality, she also excels academically, getting the highest average in every class she takes, this mixture of brains, beauty, and personality can make her difficult to approach because, “how could she ever like a simpleton like me?” (A real quote from someone who knew a Betty-Lou). However, if you ever manage to gather the balls to speak to her, you’ll immediately feel at home with her kind and good natured personality (unless she hates, in which case you will most likely feel very uncomfortable as she has the wrath of gods). If she decided to like you and you manage to get invited inside her house, you will be greeted with the delicious smells of her homemade meals, which are so well seasoned you’ll be calling her mommy in no time. In conclusion, if you know a Betty-Lou, 9 out of 10 times she’s your best friend, and the person you’d call to help you dispose of a dead body.
Person #1: “this chicken is better than sex!”
Person #2: “oh that’s because Betty-Lou made it”
Person #1: “mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry.”
Person #1: “I dont know if I’ve ever met a sexy hufflepuff”
Person #2 “you OBVIOUSLY have NOT met Betty-Lou”
A phrase used for confirmation. Commonly used by the gang "OGMasterKush" better known as OGMK.
Ben: You got the weed?
Bob: Betty Crock.
A boss bitch that is sweet and funny, but will also put you in your place when needed. She is someone that can make anyone feel loved, but for those she doesn't like...they better run. A strong personality that needs to be shared, it's great to have someone like her in your life.
Betty jo is an amazing person.
This is when you crap in an aluminium foil sheet and wrap it, then put it in the oven. If really wanting to hurt the ecosystem, turn the oven on.
We really messed with the apartment when we accomplished a betty crapper and left it for the owner.
A woman that is built for such extreme Bed Olympics that sex causes wall and room damage. You have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!
Sex slamming fun, crazy Headboard betty bitch and a headboard all make it work.
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