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A boner has to go up and down to be considered a bout. Like a boner roller coaster.
When the porn starts getting weird, you know it's going to be a boner bout.
when a man can no longer get a boner
i heard that guy is boner busted
When you inject a man named Tyler's blood into your own penis, giving you a boner of Tyler's blood.
"Call Tyler, I need a Tyler Boner."
A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.
Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.
boner solstice
When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.
Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)
Dude! She was so hot she gave me an insta-boner!